At long last! Order now!

You have been thinking hard about a suitable present for that special someone on your Christmas list. You considered a bottle of whiskey, a set of silk pajamas, and theater tickets. But you rejected those options as entirely mediocre. What could you give that would really make an impression?

We here at Guilt No More have the answer! It's the Guilt No More Completely Furnished Kitchen! Already used, and so messy that your loved one will not feel bad spilling hamburger fat on the (already filthy) floor! Behold.

One of the nicest features is that this kitchen is Green. Note the recycled bread bags dripping dry over the desk lamp, which was itself recycled from a different location.
Yes, Auntie Loretta will definitely go for this one.
Another nice feature is that since there is no counter space -- AT ALL -- the happy gift recipient doesn' t have to feel guilty that she isn't cooking dinner tonight. She can't! Our Lady of Guadalupe looks down, presumably praying for the owner of this kitchen. Order now!